Love Movies But No Love For Some Moviegoers (II)

Thursday, October 14, 2010

I previously shared one of my experience at a theatre. A couple of young moviegoers loved each other so much that I had to help them get back to earth a bit. 

The guy started telling the movie story to his dear girlfriend shorty before the show began. Well, he seemed lost contact to the whole world. Not only his girl but also the rest of that big crowd were inevitably with him. 

Once the show began, he kept sharing his I knew-all-what's-next details for more than 5 minutes with no trace of tiredness ( I wished for gods to make him feel tired but my wish was ignored obviously).  I had to put a blame on his idiot girlfriend (go ahead, hate me if you think I am bad mouthed). She kept asking him what 's next  scene by scene, "Honey, what's next?  Oh , really? Wow, that 's nice. You are so smart. How come you remember all this?... bla bla blah.." I wished to tell her that your honey was not smart and you were more idiot than you (ever) imagine you are.

Nearly 10 minutes past and I saw no sign of ending from the couple. More signs of my dooming moment approached clearer and clearer. Other audieces seemed deaf, too. Look like I could not rely on other brave hearts but my chicken soul.

EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU BE QUIET. IF YOU TWO WANT TO NARRATE THE STORY, PLEASE GET OUT AND FIND SOME OTHER PLACE TO SHARE BETWEEN YOURSELVES. PEOPLE PREFER TO SEE DETAILS FROM THE SHOW.

Yeah, I did that (again). Next thing I noticed was that the couple became mute and the dark hall turned eerie( my most joyous moment). The movie continued and I enjoyed every scene.

When the show was over, I went to wait for my friend outside. First thing she yelled at me with her big laugh, "You, again. Thanks, cruel lady."